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By The Editors
September 9, 2016 9:00 am EDT

You may not believe it, but NFL players (at least some) can, in fact, read complete sentences.

Very, very, short, complete sentences.

Jimmy Fallon provided proof of this fact during an edition of “NFL Stars Read Their Own Superlatives” that aired on his show last night to celebrate the kickoff of the NFL regular season.

Fallon enlisted stars like Aaron Rodgers, Drew Brees and Russell Wilson to poke fun at themselves before having J.J. Watt close the segment with, what else, a dick joke.

It’s not as funny as watching the Cleveland Browns, but it’ll make you chuckle.

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